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Checker Face

May 28, 2009 – 5:00 am -

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Comment by Annie M.

Just get him stoned and give him a black eye. He’ll have a red & black checker.

 
 
Comment by Marrock

First thing he said after this pic was taken: “Wait… I did what…?”

 
Comment by Kitty

I’m surprised he didn’t get the whites of his eyes tattooed to correspond with the pattern.

 
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Comment by nae

I’m decently impressed with how straight the grid is along his entire face.

 
Comment by katpal

This guy was actually on a t.v show i watched. he has some kind of genetic disfigurment or something where one side of his body is smaller than the other. or it lacks muscle mass. The grid is completely mathmatically symmetrical so you can’t tell the difference.

Comment by Dave M.

Yeah, this is “Tattoed Matt” Gone, a professional sideshow performer. You can find him at http://www.mattgone.com.

 
 
Comment by Sarah

More like “Pecker Face” - what a moron.

 
Comment by Anonymous

Not a sideshow performer. I’m a chef.
Morons cannot do the math involved with this tattoo.
A peckerhead would not have the patience or money.
Give me a fucking break. I was already born with rare birth defects
and a shortened life span in pain before the tattooing.
The tattooing makes live more interesting. I used it to get more out of the
already partially disabled body I’m stuck with.
Did not want to have rare birth defects. shit happens.
I dealt with it.

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Comment by Leyahn

Matt’s art is beautiful - you really need to visit his website and take a closer look. It is intricate and involved and vibrant. Truly amazing.

 
Comment by Dayne

ive got a work mate that has one side of his face done like this… did it when he was about 19, now he’s 50 he regrets it

 
Comment by Yeah

No its real i saw him in real life!

 
Comment by Buzzaa

It’s brilliantly executed, and I think it is a rich and provocative comment on the contingency of racial identity. Bravo!

 
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